Anna, referring to her soccer balls: "This one is named 'Dina' and this one is called 'Dina #2.'"
Me: "Anna, why did you name your soccer balls 'Dina.'"
Anna: "I didn't name them. God did."
Me: "Oh okay."
Note: We sold most of Anna's dolls on Craigslist a few months ago because she never played with them, let alone named them. She is our athlete.