The Princess Crayon.

Note the orneriness.

My daughter pretty much never plays with dolls. We ended up selling most of her dolls on Craigslist a few months ago (we kept one, just in case she changed her mind). She's much more inclined to play with Legos, balls, scraps of paper, sticks, or in this case... "the Princess Crayon." I found her dressing up this blue crayon and playing princess with it yesterday. This is one reason why I love my daughter; forget the Barbies, just give the girl a crayon.